Ordered one large pepperoni pie and one 8 piece hot wing.
Reason why delivery was not made: pepper sprayed in the face.
General Manager: Did you save the money?
Me (head under faucet): Yeah, And the pizza too.
Throws wad of $20 one dollar bills at the General Manager.
General Manager: Good job!
Cop: Open your eyes to wash it out. I've been sprayed too. Nothing you can do, but, I mean, at least you got pizza right?
(General Manager walks away and talks to store manager.)
General Manager: It was his fault he almost got robbed. At least he didn't lose any of the money. That's what he gets for not calling the person before he made the delivery.
(General Manager leaves.)
Cop: Did you get her phone number?
Me: Yeah, I called her and she said she was walking up the street and would be at the address in a minute, so I waited in my car until she waved to me and walked up to the front stoop. I got out, walked up to her, which was when she sprayed me, then I ran to my car threw the wings and pizza in the passenger seat and locked the door. Waited a minute as she ran away, then another kid in a black hoodie started walking up the street toward me so I took off and drove back to the store.
Cop: So you drove two miles back with a face full of pepper spray to the store? That's pretty bad ass, but don't do that next time cause you can get charged with reckless driving for putting other people's lives in danger. Dial 911 and wait for the police to arrive. Alright whenever you're ready we will head down to the station and get a statement.
Conclusion:
Was sprayed by a 15 year old girl, who got charged with assault and attempted robbery. Sentencing or name unknown. Restitution: $5. Court parking fees, not covered by the city for two days in court $75.