out of touch because i severed all my fingers, when my friends were out getting wasted.

Take a chef knife or scissors.

Take a finger.

Cut.

Watch a girl take her top off.

Watch her dance.

It's okay.

Watch her slide up and down a pole.

Watch her touch her the stubble on her pussy.

Don't touch.

Wet paint.

Put a severed finger in the waistband of her g-string.

She stops dancing.

Take another finger.

Touch yourself.

Cut.

Cut.

Cut.

Cut.

Cut.

Go home.

Masterbate 45 minutes later.

Kiss your daughter on the head after your done flushing the toliet.

Now it's time for bed.

Get your shit together.

Have to mow the lawn at 8am.

Goodnight! And God Bless!