I have stopped wearing seat belts.
When I'm driving, I hope my tire explodes, or something important malfunctions as I'm going 70mph.
Turning my car into something that resembles a crushed aluminum can.
If I somehow survive, I will ask the paramedics and emergency crews to use the jaws of life to pry what's ever left of me open, so people can see how worthless I actually am.
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