drunk dude breaking into your house at 2am kombat

a drunk guy,
who you know
but aren't really friends with,
punches your front door
at 2am wanting
free sex, drugs, and money.

you let him in
because he's
causing a scene
and you can't
have your neighbors
calling the cops.
you can take care
of the situation
by yourself.

the drunk guy,
who you know
but aren't really friends with
is annoyed that you
have a boyfriend,
and gets belligerent
because
you are texting him
about what is happening.

"iiiiiii mean
why you gotta do that?
huh?
he doesn't need to
know whas
fuckin goin on."

Whoooopsies!

you call him a cab,
but he's getting impatient,
and frisky
putting his hands
in the wrong places,
using flawed logic
and shitty pickup lines.

so you destroy
his remaining health with
the 3 move kick punch combo,
then the uppercut,
x-ray move,
jump kick,
and uppercut.

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

as the drunk guy,
who you know
but aren't really friends with
staggers around,
out on his feet,
you hit
back,
down,
down,
left,
right,
triangle,
and rip off his arms
while removing
his head from his
shoulders,
spinal cord still attached,
and pose with it
for selfies
that you take
with your smart phone.

CALYSSA WINS!

FATALITY!