the only cool heroin addicts are kurt cobain and sid vicious, the rest of us are just asshole junkies

"dude seems like a genuine asshole"
maybe he's right.
i haven't taken
enough time out of
my life to get a degree
in ethics,
which would
qualify me for the career:
judge, jury, and executioner
of people i've never
met or known.
the modern inquisition.
fuck the context.
i can't slice the throats
of fucked strangers
with ten fingers
and a keyboard
until i am pre-approved
and qualified by
members of society
who think and act like me.
like i said,
fuck the context;
it doesn't matter
and never will
because
i am
a genuine asshole
because
i am
a genuine asshole
who will never have
a profile photo
including my two children
so other people
know they are
the center of my
life
(along with
the pittsburgh steelers
and penguins,
and a variety of
cable television series.)
i am
a genuine asshole
because other people
never make
mistakes.
i am a genuine asshole
and are okay with
that, i've always
been more comfortable
in the role of
the villian.
you should
always believe
the critics
instead of
the author.