what if the super bowl was two teams of 60-70 straight men from two different cities having gay sex with each other in the middle of a football stadium with 80,000 people watching in person?
the winner would be the team that has the most ejaculations.
tiebreaker would be styles and and technique voted on by crowd applause.
oh baby.
the business.
that's so fucking hot!!!!!!
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