then gets pregnant, eaten alive, and slices her way out of the big bad wolf's stomach with a pocket knife, before cutting his balls off.
the big bad wolf bleeds out and dies on the wooden cottage floor.
little red riding hood aborts the half wolf, half human hybrids, and everyone lives happily ever after, except for little red riding hood who is traumatized by the whole experience, and becomes an alcoholic pill popper who works as a part time cashier at the local grocery store during the day, and as a call girl for pale businessmen in dry cleaned suits at night.
the end.
Your writing makes life tolerable.
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ReplyDeleteTrying to convince myself to feel anything or care. You?
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ReplyDeleteChristmas was a bummer. Shit like maury povich being on tv during the day just suck any joy of it being a special day.
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