"i mean like why did they have to wear ski masks? they dressed like islamic terrorist from the 1970's. maybe they wouldn't have gotten whipped if they didn't."

photo source.

watching daytime talk show tv:

kitty boner + kitty vagina + camera = (insert rape sounds here)

i'm watching.

captivated.

sucking a bannana.

stroking my dick.

mixing it up with my pussy.

through the nylon fabric of my granny panties.

that way i can't get charged with the double:

beastyality

and

pedophilia.