Wanted: MC for future poetry readings, which will probably never happen.

My friends and I are in need of an MC for future poetry readings, which will probably never happen. We are looking for an MC who is similar to the one in the video below. We hope our MC can stir the crowd into a motherfucking ruckus during, and right after an author is done reading his/her piece. The author should be mobbed by the audience, with majority of those people screaming, "IT'S OVER!!!!" or "OOOOHHHHH MY GOD!" or "OOOOHHHHH BABY!" MC needs to be good at repeating names over and over again with enthusiasm. Hit us up if you're interested, even though  none of this will probably ever happen. Or if you just want to talk. Or buy books. Contact: crakpipefellatio@gmail.com

BTW: Shouts out to nepablogs for the little write up and figuring out the area I'm living in. Link: http://nepablogs.blogspot.com/2012/07/infected-vegetables.html