Gonna replace my dick with a lamprey. Live.
Submerged under cutoff jeans and a belt buckle, it attaches to your hand, bores a hole inside you with its pointy piston like tongue, sucks bodily fluids, and grows fat.
A protovertebrate existing before the discovery of male enhancement.
You'll bum a cigarette, and say, "Ye shit's lookin good. I fucks wit it."
And I'll feel as special as a Taiwanese whore covered with damp dollar bills, naked in the middle of a cornfield in Kansas.
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