Earlier this morning, I came in my underwear completely unconscious.
I woke up, removed my spaceman sheet, and allowed the climate controlled air to do cartwheels over the affected area, which uncomfortably lowered my dick/underwear's core temperature.
Sitting there, I thought about making a career change from deli man to serial killer, and how my first target would be a newborn baby whose face is swaddled in a plastic bag; I'm going to make a statement like a hand descending past a waistband, and it is as sanitary as a men's room stall cover with piss.
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