Friday, September 27, 2013

thoughts i had before bed, while trying to take a shit, and failing.

my dick smells like a decaying mushroom.

hope thousands of hands rub me out of existence with pink pencil erasers.

seems fitting to have a spider that was crushed by a napkin sleeping beside my head tonight.

imagining the crushed napkin spider coming back to life to scale my mattress, (front legs dragging the rest of the indented exoskeleton, oozing fluids across my bed, sheets, and face) poisoning me with a venom causing an excruciatingly long, drawn out, tortuous death over many days/weeks/months/years. bubonic plague style. then the spider heroically dying after it's last act of revenge.

i'm a bastard.

it's all so fucking overwhelming.
it's all so fucking embarrassing.

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