"the only real friend i had was this lady i paid for handjobs at the library."

brian allen carr reads in morehead, ky

brian allen carr writes stories that get stuck in my brain like chewing gum that never loses its flavor. his characters are people that i know because they are people that i encounter every day. they are people that live inside of me. i would want them to be read as the eulogy for my funeral. watch this video to understand. then you should buy:

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motherfucking sharks