Showing posts with label poor writers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poor writers. Show all posts

Friday, May 11, 2012

Next Million Dollar Idea.

Opening a rehab/advice center for social network addicts/users, and writing a whole self-help book series on the issue.

Also, the world's first indoor maze emporium.

Donate/invest in the maze emporium. 

Also I have handmade books for sale:
crakpipefellatio@gmail.com


pics of those coming soon.
paypal link coming soon once i take the time to figure it out and set it up.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

sorry i'm nervous and don't know what to say or how to start this

Hi.

I write.
This is a place for me to show you what I write.
And for you to read what i write if you want to
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have nothing better to do
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cure boredom.

I will also post things that I find interesting because it will make me feel better about myself if someone comments on it because I need validation like everyone.

I also work at a deli in a grocery store in pennsylvania.
While I'm working, I think about all the random ways to get accidentally injured at a deli without being at fault. I also smile, slice, weigh, bag, and say, "Have a Great Day!"

It's like selling drugs, except you don't see very many hundred dollar bills
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you have to put your hands near blades and hot oil
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no getting high during your shift cause you're selling ham off the bone, american cheese, and bacon lovers turkey, instead drugs.

I graduated college and moved back home a couple of months ago.

I didn't get any sleep today because there was some guy using an electric drill because my parents' have to remodel every square inch of their house. Which means I'm tired.

"Have a Great Day!"